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Grow Your Own Willy
Grow Your Own Willy Our Grow Your Own Willy is a hilarious novelty gift that can grow up to 600% it's original size! Just place the willy into a vessel of room temperature water.
Unlike normal willes which shrink at the sight of tepid water, our Grow Your Own Willy will begin to grow and may take up to 3 days to grow completely.
Without fear of STD's, pregnancy, the inevitable 'Morning Wood' or midnight leg humping, the Grow Your Own Willy is a girl's new best friend.
Always standing to attention, this wet little soldier will not poke where it is not wanted nor answer back when you say you have a headache.
We have our vibrators and toys for fun in bed, but if we purely want to look at a willy without the hassle of inevitable sexual conduct, then the Grow Your Own Willy 's are perfect novelty gifts! Once out of water the Grow Your Own Willy will shrink back to it's original size.
You can grow your willy again and again, give it a name, go to certain American states and marry it (hey, a woman married a rock, surely this is more feasible)...
Grow Your Own Willy Grow Your Own Willy can grow up to 600% of it's original size! Grow Your Own Willy grows in room temperature water and will be full size in 3 days (though some may take up to 10 days) Grow Your Own Willy will shrink back to it's original size out of water and can be grown again and again Grow Your Own Willy is approx 5 cm x 1.5 cm x 1 cm at it's original size Grow Your Own Willy's make hilarious novelty gifts for ages 16 to 160! Novelty gifts are our speciality and this is one gift that is bound to get a giggle and raise more than an eyebrow.
Perfect for stocking fillers , Birthday gifts or even Hen Party gifts! Why not create a naughty gift basket or send to someone who needs a bit of cheering up? The Grow Your Own Willy isn't for sexual use, but that is the refreshing thing about it! Just as we like to gaze at Michelangelo's statue of David's tiny beaver cleaver and appraise it for it's 'artistic properties of statuesque bantam prominence' (small willy, but you like it cos it's arty and he's hot), you can use your Grow Your Own Willy for it's own artistic qualities.
If Tracey Emin can win a Turner Prize for sticking her grubby, unmade bed in an art gallery, think how many squilleons of pounds (estimate only) your Grow Your Own Willy may be worth in artistic merit.
What’s in the Grow Your Own Willy Packet? 1 x Willy for you to grow Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Grow Your Own Willy
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