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Grow Your Own Boss
Grow Your Own Boss Fed up of being forced to work weekends, enduring your bosses motivational speeches plucked from the dictionary of Dr.
Seuss and George Bush, laughing at rubbish jokes whilst agreeing how pie charts really do make the world a better place...? You need Grow Your Own Boss! Yes this scarily monotone little boss will appreciate your hard work whilst turning a blind eye to the fact you are on Twitter for half the day and playing computer Solitaire for the rest.
Come in at 9.01am, hell, make it 11am whenever you please.
If you are fed up of being underpaid and overworked then do something about it! Our Grow a New Boss won't say no to a pay rise, but they most likely won't say yes either.
Rest assured though that if you feel like working in your underwear whilst wearing a cowboy hat and whistling the theme tune to The Golden Girls, you won't be judged, well, by your new boss anyway.
Simply place your new boss in a pot of water and watch them expand to 600% their original size! Grow Your Own Boss The Grow a New Boss will grow up to 600% of its original size when put into water! When removed it will slowly shrink back to it's original size Colours vary.
If you have preference between a male or female boss, please let us know in the box provided above.
We cannot guarantee that we will be able to meet your request, but we will try our best! Your new boss measures approx 2.5 cm x 4 cm x 1 cm Great novelty gifts for ages 16 to 160! If your new boss starts to annoy you,simply take them out of the water and watch them slowly shrink back to their original size so you can laugh and mock them at will.
What’s in the Grow Your Own Boss pack? 1 x Grow A New Boss Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Grow Your Own Boss
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